Sweatsuit

Ok. So, I recently bought a couple pairs of the UGLIEST, BAGGIEST sweatpants ever, and a couple plain pullover sweatshirts and I've pretty much been wearing them nonstop! Yesterday I caught a glimpse of myself in the bathroom mirror and couldn't stop cracking up! I improvised a short song and dance on the spot; went something like this: "I got my sweatsuit on, I'm gonna have some fun; I love the baggy top, I'm wearin it nonstop; My ass looks saggy yo, I'm lovin it fo sho; May be a fashion crime, I wear it all the time; I'm fuckin COMFY, I'm fuckin COMFY, I'm fuckin COMFY..." and on and on... The dance consisted of me prancing back and forth in front of the mirror with grand, 90 degree angle steps and arm motions and a huge goofy grin on my face. Oh yeah, and *jazz hands*... Anyway, if any of my imaginary readers were wondering where I have been over the past few days, this pretty much sums it up. Sweatsuit!